Fat Bastard Autoflower Seeds

$52.95 $37.07

Fat Bastard Autoflower is a balanced 50/50 hybrid bred from Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis. With a fast flowering time of 60–70 days, this autoflower strain delivers high THC levels (25%+) alongside consistent yields of 400–500g/m², making it a reliable option for growers seeking both potency and efficiency.

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Strain Statistics

Genetics Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis
THC 25%+
Yield 400–500gr/m²
Type 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
Flowering Time 60-70 Days
Height 100cm-150cm
Taste Fruity, Sour, Skunk, Sweet

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

What are the effects of Fat Bastard Autoflower?

Fat Bastard Autoflower provides a well-balanced experience, starting with an uplifting and euphoric head effect before settling into a calm, relaxing body feel. The overall effect remains clear and steady, making it suitable for social use, creative activities, or unwinding in the evening. Despite its high THC content, the balanced genetics help avoid an overly heavy or disorientating experience.

What is Fat Bastard Autoflower like to smoke?

This strain offers a layered flavour profile combining fruity citrus notes with a sweet, skunky finish. The inhale delivers bright citrus and subtle sweetness, while the exhale leaves a lingering skunk and sugary aftertaste. Its aroma reflects lemon-lime zest, tropical fruit, and classic earthy skunk, becoming more pronounced after proper curing.

How do you grow Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds?

Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds are easy to grow and suitable for both beginners and experienced growers. With a full cycle of 60–70 days from seed to harvest, it is ideal for quick turnaround grows. Plants typically reach a height of 100–150cm, making them manageable for most indoor environments. Under optimal conditions, yields of 400–500g/m² can be achieved. Indoors, a consistent 18/6 light cycle throughout the grow is recommended.

Growing tips for Fat Bastard Auto

For best results, use a well-aerated medium such as coco coir or a well-draining soil mix. Apply low-stress training (LST) carefully to improve light penetration without causing unnecessary stress to the plant. Nutrient levels should be increased gradually during mid-flowering to support bud development. Maintain temperatures around 24–26°C during lights-on and ensure good airflow to promote healthy growth and resin production. For outdoor grows, starting in mid-May allows for harvest before the weather begins to change.

Bag Appeal

Fat Bastard Autoflower produces dense, resin-rich buds with a bright lime-green colour and vibrant orange pistils. The flowers are sticky and heavily coated in trichomes, giving them a frosted appearance. The aroma from cured buds highlights its citrus-sweet and skunky terpene profile.

Why buy Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds?

Fat Bastard Autoflower seeds combine high THC potency with balanced effects and dependable yields. Its fast growth cycle and resilient genetics make it a practical choice for growers looking for an easy-to-manage autoflower strain without compromising on quality, flavour, or consistency.

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